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Joke of the Day

"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !"

"[counseling] She gets angry a lot ""He took me camping and left me in the middle of nowhere"" YOU SAID YOU LIKED SURVIVOR, KAREN"

"What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi? There, their, they're..."

"Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion."

"The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina: #3 Swim with the sharks, #2 Have an account on Ashley Madison, #1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC."

"Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West."

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""

"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."

"My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook"