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Joke of the Day

"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."

"What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater? What are you Tolkien about..."

"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"

"You can run but my rifle's got a scope."

"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"

"I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar."

"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."

"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"

"""I had the worst Cruise ever."" - Katie Holmes"