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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"
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"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest... The boy turns to the man and says ""Its dark, I'm scared."" The man replies with ""You're scared? I have to walk back through here on my own!"""
"Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today."
"What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it"
"What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals? Phillipe Phillope Friends and I thought of this in French class today."
"""Quit mowing your lawn you heathen and go to church!"" -Me as I put in earplugs and go back to bed on a Sunday morning."
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."