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Joke of the Day

"What did the cave woman use as a dildo? A fucking rock"

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."

"I liked The Hobbit books, but Harry Potter? That's a different story..."

"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"

"Me I'm a joke."

"For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant."

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"It's funny how different the Clintons turned out... One has a stick up her ass and the other is trying to put his stick in everyone else's ass!"