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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."

"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."

"The first time I run out of windshield wiper fluid is the last time I have windshield wiper fluid."

"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."

"""Knock knock"" If you hear knocking come from your screen then you definitely need to go and see an expert."

"After watching Interstellar, I really want to buy a Lincoln."

"What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over? Donuts"

"I took everything with a grain of salt and now I have hypertension."

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"