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Joke of the Day

"For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant."

"What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention? A drama-dairy."

"I traced the call. It was phone-shaped."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."

"What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common? They both like a tight seal"

"I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"