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Joke of the Day

"Me I'm a joke."

"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."

"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"

"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"

"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"

"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"

"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...bah dum tsh."

"Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself"

"I am so bad at self-deprecation"