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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"Whats the difference between three cocks and a joke..... your mom can't take a joke"

"Is this how you reddit ? I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open."

"A joke about Chinese censorship [removed]"

"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."

"The fastest way to get karma is... ...is to make someone think they are learning how to get karma"

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"