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Joke of the Day
"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."
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"A baby seal walked into a club My son has a new stuffed animal"
"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"
"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."
"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"
"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"
"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."
"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."