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Joke of the Day

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"

"Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records? Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!"

"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."

"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"dirty minds Hey sexy shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. love always your Toilet."

"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"

"Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore"

"Whats a cab drivers favorite song? Livin' on a fare!"

"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"