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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Polish aircraft do not have seats on the right side of airplane? Because poles in the right hand plane are unstable."

"Never sure of the differences between a crocodile, an alligator, and a staple remover."

"I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me."

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"

"Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field."

"Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?"

"What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago? Stung."

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."

"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""

"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."