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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between three cocks and a joke..... your mom can't take a joke"
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"The definition of mixed emotions... My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car"
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"
"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ? Carlos."
"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"
"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."
"When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for ""incredible TV offers"" on late night television."
"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"