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Joke of the Day

"Cats REALLY hate dryers. However, Patches has Never looked this fluffy"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"

"SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom"

"You know what they say about vasectomies... There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones. Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever"

"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."

"Look at the clock at the end of a workday and it's 4:04 pm. Where did the time go!?"

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"MAD TOILET - that is HILARIOUS ! :D :D Extremely funny and positive Android Game :D :D https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=game.mibejo.madtoilet"

"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party? I'll be Bach"