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Joke of the Day
"Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."
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"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."
"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He did nazi how late it was!"
"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"
"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."
"Ppl at Starbucks are weird. They love it when I bring our chihuahua in a little baby stroller, but get all freaked out when I let him nurse."
"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool."
"""let's put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let's go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars"" - cops"
"Royal flushes aren't very common. The Queen's homes must stink."