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Joke of the Day

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"

"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""

"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."

"Diarrhea is just confirming the fact that you make poor life decisions."

"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."

"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"

"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"

"Having friends is... Like peeing your pants, every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"