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Joke of the Day

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"What is the early 17th Century English word for having excrement and blood smeared on your forearms? fisticuffs"

"Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet"

"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"

"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."

"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."

"Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said, ""FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!"""