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Joke of the Day
"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."
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"How come there's a History Channel that tells us what happened but not a Future Channel that tells us what's about to happen? That's racist."
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"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."
"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."
"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."
"Under the sea, under the sea...wouldn't the water pressure crush mermaids, realistically?"
"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."
"Loses house keys. Builds new house."
"I would never write a joke in multiple choice form... Because A) person who thinks that it would B) funny should go C) a psychiatrist."