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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."
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"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""
"I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there."
"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."
"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."
"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."
"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."
"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."
"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."