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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."
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"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."
"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""
"Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing."
"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""
"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."
"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"
"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple generally waits until you are a teenager before it comes on your face."
"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."