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Joke of the Day

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"

"For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss."

"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"

"When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in."

"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."

"Knowledge is knowing that papers are best written with alcohol and edited with caffeine. Wisdom is realizing that this does not make a Jagerbomb a study tool"

"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."

"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."

"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."