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Joke of the Day
"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"
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"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts... ...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes."
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"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."
"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."
"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."
"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"
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"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light."
"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."