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Joke of the Day
"What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell."
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"What was the pedophile's favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard"
"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"
"my cousin asked if I wanted to hold her baby and I told her I have ringworm"
"The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos."
"What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars? Snow Petrol!"
"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."
"What kid blows you and gets you all wet? El Nino"
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
"With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed."