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Joke of the Day
"What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell."
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"What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"There's a name for people without beards Women"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."
"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"
"A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, ""that's bananas"""
"So I looked up Jewish porn the other day... But all I found was ash to mouth."
"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"
"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"