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Joke of the Day
"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."
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"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"
"to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors"
"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"
"I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was... The correct term is African Americanbeard"
"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."
"What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight."
"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."
"Champagne says I'm classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks."
"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."