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Joke of the Day
"If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed."
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"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"
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"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"
"What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !"