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Joke of the Day
"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"
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"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral. Added source: https://m.vk.com/wall-55955185_3834"
"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."
"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"
"Why did the plant use a dating service? To find its stomate!"
"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"
"Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce? Him: Usually it's me asking you that. 13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."