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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell you a joke about women's rights... ...But it would have been too funny"

"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."

"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."

"What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause"

"In which sub does OP deliver most often? /r/babybumps/"

"What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? Being black."

"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half."

"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."