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Joke of the Day
"My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
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"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"
"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge."
"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"
"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"
"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook."
"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."
"Hey baby, I know I've got an STD, but all I need is U to be a STUD"