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Joke of the Day

"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."

"College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom."

"A priest, a jew, and an atheist all walk into a bar... ...You'd think one of them would've seen it!"

"What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta? Maaaac"

"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"

"I'd tell you guys a pizza joke, but... ...it's cheesy."

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor Bastard."

"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."

"""I shaved for this shit?"" - All of us at one point in our lives."

"A boy walks in on his two parents having sex. He walks out of a threesome."