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Joke of the Day
"Chanting ""I'm not creepy"" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy."
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"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."
"When someone says ""women like you"" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards."
"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"
"What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea"
"(Macbeth and lady Macbeth) ""I killed King Duncan"" Macbeth wtf!! ""You told me to!!"" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage"
"How can U make a difference? Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*"
"What does an Asian person say when asked, ""does the carpet match the drapes?"" I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug."
"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."