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Joke of the Day

"Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests."

"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."

"Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)"

"Two office workers were chatting around the water cooler. ""I had a nice quiet dinner with my wife last night, Harry,"" said one. ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah, except for the celery."""

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish... And you are missing out on a lucrative business opportunity."

"Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?"

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust."

"Everyone keeps telling me... Everyone keeps telling me ""There are plenty of fish in the sea"" and I keep telling them ""NO way in hell, I am gonna fuck a fish"""

"My math teacher told me this joke. What do you find on a beach? A tangent."

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"