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Joke of the Day

"Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests."

"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."

"Live Shark ""Can I buy a live shark here?"" ""Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"" ""A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."""

"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."

"What symbol dispels a hex? A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister."

"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"

"Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive."

"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"

"There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps."

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"