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Joke of the Day

"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"

"Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck !"

"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."

"What are you watching tonight? The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?"

"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"

"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""

"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"

"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."