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Joke of the Day
"""'There is no 'I' in team!"" *Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam*"
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"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."
"What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp."
"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."
"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"
"I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary."
"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."
"[spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right"
"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"