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Joke of the Day

"What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk? The cookie!"

"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"

"It's like sex while camping.. it's fucking intense"

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."

"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"

"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."

"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"

"I'm crying and wearing a falcon glove so I get sympathy sex from people who think my falcon flew away."

"My class was reading a book. It was called Taming of the Shrew. Someone blurted out loud, ""I just thought of a Nazi version!"" ""Taming of the Jews!"" ***** ^^^^not ^^^^oc"