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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"
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"Christmas lights remind me of some people I know. They all hang out together, half the fuckers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!!!!"
"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."
"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."
"Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist."
"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
"Karma's only a bitch if you are."
"What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident? Fission chips."
"Why do ghosts get invited to parties? Because they always bring boos."