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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"
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"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"
"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."
"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
"A woman asked me if I had a cigarette. ""Yes..."" I said, ""But what about your baby?"" She said, ""Oh no. He doesn't smoke."""
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."
"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"