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Joke of the Day
"REMEMBER: If you mention another race, you're racist."
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"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."
"What do you do when a gay man is choking? Take your dick out of his mouth. im sorry"
"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."
"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Does this optic nerve make me look?"
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."