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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maybe"
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"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!"
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."
"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."
"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""
"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."
"You sneeze, and a tiny book titled ""A spiders guide to navigating the human brain"" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing."
"when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology"