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Joke of the Day

"You sneeze, and a tiny book titled ""A spiders guide to navigating the human brain"" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing."

"Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing."

"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"

"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."

"Who called them ""priests"" instead of ""weapons of mass instruction""?"

"Beauty is only a light switch away. That is all."

"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."