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Joke of the Day
"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "
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"There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: ""don't"" and ""stop""."
"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"
"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."
"*brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut."
"That stupid guy I have stupid friends gotta admit.But i have a stupid one. Yesterday he asked me did anybody die and survive??!?!?!??"
"The first time I run out of windshield wiper fluid is the last time I have windshield wiper fluid."
"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""
"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."
"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."