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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"
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"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."
"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."
"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""
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"Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school"
"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "
"I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile."