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Joke of the Day

"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "

"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"

"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."

"It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers."

"What do you call an old barometer? Weathered."

"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, ""Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."" He said, ""Well you were mythtaken."""

"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""

"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."

"Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."