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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
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"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"
"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""
"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."
"What do acids hate Lyes"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"
"I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars"