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Joke of the Day
"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"
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"How are America and McDonald's similar? They are both run by red-headed clowns."
"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."
"How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer? It's not there."
"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"
"Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a ""Need Help - God Bless"" sign on an iPad 2?"
"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."
"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."
"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"
"Just saw a woman with a Banksy tattoo. She must be a really deep sleeper!"