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Joke of the Day

"There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year."

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."

"You can tell a lot about a person based on what they use as a gender-neutral singular pronoun."

"If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death."

"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? ""Captain"" you fucking racist!"

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"

"Woah!!! You're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate!"

"Why were the ducks arrested? They were selling quack in the park."