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Joke of the Day
"Why are homosexuals always happy? Cause they're gay (happy)."
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"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."
"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."
"At this point, the most shocking outfit Lady Gaga could wear is a t-shirt and jeans."
"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."
"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"Hummingbirds I finally found out why hummingbirds hum They don't know the lyrics."
"Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? It said Focus."