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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you a joke about a plane... But it'll probably go over your head..."
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"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"
"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."
"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"
"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""
"When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife."
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch."