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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese? White American."
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"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions ""He hired a clown for my nana's funeral"" PEOPLE NEEDED CHEERING UP, KAREN"
"Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell."
"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."
"Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)"
"Officer: How high are you? Me: No officer it's hi how are you."
"What do gay horses eat? dick."
"If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."
"Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high"