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Joke of the Day

"The most unrealistic movies aren't fantasy and sci-fi. They're the movies where people have a conversation in the pouring rain."

"How did the cynic die? He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt."

"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."

"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."

"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Doctor: You're obese. Patient: Whoa, for that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You're quite ugly, too."

"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"

"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"