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Joke of the Day

"I'm running away to join the internet."

"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"

"So called ""Trader"" Joe's wouldn't let me pay with furs or rum or even live birds."

"What do you call a little Mexican child? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."

"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"

"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."

"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss EDIT: spelling"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"

"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."

"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"