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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team."

"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."

"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."

"Kid goes to buy weed for the first time. Kid: how much you want for that half ounce? Dealer: 4 20s Ill go hide in shame."

"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."

"You know they've had sex change operations for men for a while now, right? Well they just recently started offering sex change operations for women, too. It's called the ""addadictomy""."

"A dyslexic walks in to a bra"

"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."

"A car goes to the grocery store... For the first time, who didn't see one's part because it was the only one left"