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Joke of the Day
"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."
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"Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one."
"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."
"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"A cannibal once ate a fortune-teller for dinner. He liked his medium rare."
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"Song Name?"
"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was never on your side."
"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."