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Joke of the Day
"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"
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"What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad? Chicken Seizure Salad."
"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"
"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"
"Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second one says, ""I'll have some H2O too."" The second one dies."
"What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs."
"What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down? Coles"
"My first broadway show was about puns. It was a play on words."
"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."
"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"