182012
Joke of the Day
"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"
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"Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress."
"Did you hear about the man who was always late? He was diagnosed with premature ejaculation. And still comes late."
"What is the title of a show where children pawn items? Child Pawnography"
"What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance? A Psy-borg."
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."
"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."
"How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog? They both gotta go fast."