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Joke of the Day

"Guy goes to the doctor and says, "" I cnat siht!"" The doctor says, ""Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."""

"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."

"[i get a phone call] ""Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"" ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews ""This is the police"""

"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"

"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"

"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"

"I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen."

"Last night I witnessed my dad having a stroke I really wish he would lock the door when he does that."

"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."